User:-maelstr0m

#include <stdio.h>

int main(void)
{
    while (1)
    {
        printf("LOL PHP");
    }
    return 0;
}

Other usernames

I use the names User:Lieutenant S. Reznov and User:Inquisitor S. Kamenev for historical and 40k websites. I don't use them too much here, but for any historical or 40k wiki I will.